Make one mistake?
Parents think I’m the worst child in the world.
Do 20 things right?
10 minutes of peace before they nag me about the next thing I do wrong.
i feeel you.
don’t honk at old people
I
AM
CRYING
can i just help that old woman across the street for the rest of her awesome life
oh my god
I’m sitting here laughing like a retard LOOOOOOL.
I can’t stop watching this! This is too hilarious LOLOL
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, this is tooo funny!
(Source: arbeloas)
So everytime i goto Target, i come across this book. Im really feelin this tat, so this is an option for a spot(:
Alright last one for tonight i swear!
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, im reallly laughing my balls off. Vourts you uglyass. <3 This picture gives me a good giggle to myself everytime it pops up. LOL, loves it.
So when i got home from school i took my usual nap. It was all good till i wokeup to some fat midget bitch banging on my front door&my window. I look out, open the door&she has the nerve to ask me if i live here…?!? IDIOT, im answering the door arent i? Fucck. THEN she tells me they’re working on some remodeling throughtout the neighborhood&points out some bullshit about “my roof needing fixing.” BITCH, i got my daddy, brother, cousins&uncles for that shit. i dont need your “free” service that you’ll force money out of in the end. STFU, you ruined my sleep. Kbye.
hahaha, the end.
Hhahaha, wtf were our mothers thinking when they bought this shit?! Like FORFCKINGREAL? hahah we look like little elves. On the bright side, im wearing some crackin ass slippers(: yay me. &Vourts always rockin that bigass bow on her head. LOL! &like we said, its been a tradition since we could barely even walk. Because of our moms, we were practically twins connected in the vagina, literally(; hahah <3